Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
What comes to mind when one says the phrase “Honey Boo Boo Child”? Maybe some childs toy or doll for girls? Or maybe another one of those mindless cartoons nowadays on the kid’s channels. Well in this case, unfortunately, it’s a mixture of the two all placed into one little redneck pageant girl and her name is Alana Thomspon aka Honey Boo Boo Child.
You can catch her on the new TLC show called “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”. This show follows Honey Boo Boo and her insane redneck family as they do all sorts of things during their everyday life. At first glance you might wonder how this family is allowed in public as they sport double chins and sweat constantly.
But the real main event of the show may not even be Honey Boo, the mother (June Thompson) really takes the cake.
This woman is straight up tough to even watch.
Looking at her, you’d first point out her double chins and extremely fat face. We’re talking face so fat that her sight must be impaired because they’re blocking her eyes. Not only does he appearance make the viewers at home cringe, but the things that come out of her mouth shock even the more hardened reality TV followers.
I cannot imagine how her four children will grow up. Child Protective Services could probably have a field day with this woman with all the fake tans and makeup put on Honey Boo Boo for all the pageants.
Unfortunately “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” has enough shock value on it to keep the viewer somewhat entertained. Almost making you hang on the edge of your seat just waiting for the next disturbing camera angle or outrageous comment by someone in the family.
I really just feel bad for the father of the family who has to deal with all this crap 24/7. But then again if he chose to marry the mother and then continueto have four kids…
I guess he had it coming.
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