The musings of a drunk Liv

“Write drunk, edit sober” the famously misquoted words of Ernest Hemingway are put to the test as Olivia Maher embarks on an alcohol-inspired writing journey. Detailing what she’s sipping on and why you should too, who knows

All right, all right, all right.

I completely forgot about blogs. All of you did too. Don’t lie to me. I know you did.

I don’t know what says college more than tequila shots on a Monday night. 

Once I realized I was f*cked for this blog and that I would have to get drunk on a Monday, I knew tequila was the only way to handle such a situation.

So here we are. 

I’ve had a word document open in front of me for the past half hour and yet I continue to watch trending videos on Instagram. 

I’m going to be real with you all for a second. I almost cried when I found out that Vine is shutting down. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?? It’s a social media platform. FIND A WAY TO ADVERTISE. I LOVED THAT APP. I’ve heard basic bitches go “Oh my gooddddd. I seriously love vine, like you don’t even know.”

OH, I KNOW. I check in on vine every other day. I follow the ups and downs as they come and go. If I were on that show, “My secret addiction”  or whatever it’s called, Vine would be what my episode is about. 

I wish this blog allowed reader responses. I want open drunk conversations with ALL OF YOU. Let’s throw a party when the semester is over. A MARVELOUS party. I’ll get a Pinterest board going right  now. Tequila on me. You all are welcome. 

There will be sparkles. 

To me, a shot of tequila tastes like a full meal. It’s everything and nothing in one mouthful. It also feels like I shouldn't be sitting still right now. I need to be up! I need to be one with the night! But alas, I am writing. 

We’re watching Diner’s Drive Ins, and Dives. Guy Fieri is life. Also Gorden Ramsey is bae. Are you noticing a theme here? Men tied to the BUSINESS….the FOOD business.

“That is OUT OF BOUNDS” -My love Guy Fieri. 

I decided to drink the national liquid of Mexico tonight because I saw a video on facebook about all the health benefits Tequila can possess. 

If this sucks – Spoiler alert I’m drunk and have no patience for editing though I will try and it’s due at midnight. 

We’re done here. 

Kay bye. 

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